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South Park Rally

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Reviewed by Danielle L. Who can't love South Park? Well, join Kenny, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and all their foul-mouth little friends to race some karts! You'll travel through South park trying to complete wacko objectives such as curing your self of Mad Cow Disease and saving little baby chicks from the infamous chicken lover. You'll battle the other drivers with speed, stealth, airborne herpes, and anal probes! Its gonna be one weird experience!

Graphics: 7 out of 10

They did a pretty good job of making the characters look the same way they do in the cartoon, and the animation was all pretty good. There was quite a bit of image break-up though, such as when you complete the race, the top of your character's head usually disappears for some reason. The graphics are also a little fuzzy around the edges, but I didn't use the expansion pack, so that could be the problem.

Music and Sound: 9 out of 10

They could have changed the music a little more from level to level, but the music they do have is pretty catchy. I especially liked the song in the game's intro. Nice touch to add that. The sound effects are great, too. When you barf, it sounds like you really are, when you throw a water balloon, there's a nice splashing sound, the underwear elves that steal player's items make a cute babble, and who could forget the anal probe sound effects? ("Oooh! When I get this feeling.. I gotta sing!). The voice clips are fantastic, each character has their own array of sayings they use when they win, get hit, get bored, or see another player. But, it is a little vulgar at times.

Game Challenge: 10 out of 10

Its a nice challenge without being frustrating. Rally Days 1 is really easy, but the races get progressively harder. Some races will take you several tries to beat, but they aren't annoyingly difficult. My biggest beef was the fact that you save on a controller pack, and then you still have to do all of the races over again to get back where you were! GRR! Also, some characters are almost impossible to unlock.

Game Play-Fun: 7 out of 10

I own it, but I don't play it very often. I don't know why, I guess its just not very addictive. If you have someone to play it with you in multi-player, you're going to have a heck of a blast! Challenge mode is pretty fun, but the best part is arcade mode, where you can select any track, and any objective and play your own custom-made crazy race! Its great for an hour, but after a month or two, you may stop coming back to play.


The most frustrating thing is being second place in a race you've been trying to beat for an hour! Arg! Also, some of the characters are really hard to unlock, we're talking impossible! That's about it. There's not too much that is frustrating about this game, which is good.

Replayability: 10 out of 10

Its going to take you awhile to get all of the tracks, objectives, and characters, so that alone ups the replayability factor. Also, after you've gotten everything, you can still play multi-player and arcade mode, which really rocks after you've unlocked everything. Its still fun every once in awhile even after you've gotten everything.

Game Value: 10 out of 10

I'm such a schmuck. I bought this for myself at Christmas for $40, and now I see it in stores for $10. Oh well, it was worth 40, and it is definitely worth 10! I suggest you grab it, or rent it first, whichever. it will take a lot of your time, and for just ten bucks? That can't be beat. Just make sure you already have a controller pack, so you can save.

Multi-player: 10 out of 10

Multi-player in this game rocks! My brother and I always play it for hours on end. The awesome multi-player feature makes for a good break when you're frustrated from Challenge mode. So, get 1 or 3 of your friends, this cart (hey, have them all chip in, you pay $2.50 each to play)and get ready for some fun!

Overall: 8 out of 10

This is a great game. It may not be as good as some people expect, but for ten dollars, you have no excuse to whine. Its fun if you're alone, its really fun if you play it with friends, and it will keep you entertained long after you've beaten it. Though not perfect, this game is a true gem, and I'm very happy to own it.

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