Superman
Reviewed by Mike M.
Looking for what might be the WORST game ever made? Smell
no further than "Superman"!!! This game just may take the cake
as the worst game I have ever encountered and I hate it with all
my heart! Here's why...
Graphics 2 out of 10
Come on!!! Since when was Superman an anime??? Gone is the man
of steel. What we have here is a short, squat, man of belly! WOW!
Superman's really let himself go! Oh, and stay tuned during the title
screen to see the anime statue of liberty! HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
Music and Sound 5 out of 10
Average...just average...Nothing new, nothing shocking...Just
typical stuff you'll forget about as soon as you turn it off.
Game Challenge 5 out of 10
Again, just average. "Superman" won't roll over and let you win,
but at the same time, it ain't exactly edge of your seat, wet
your pants exciting either (in fact it just plain stinks!). This
game won't make you lose any sleep.
Game Play-Fun 2 out of 10
OK, here's where the complaints get big! The only reason I gave
it a 2 instead of a 1 or 0 is because of the ability to change from
Superman to Clark Kent and back whenever you want. That IS
kinda cool and I wish more super hero games let you do this kind
of thing. But that's where the compliments END! Since when can
Superman get hurt by bullets or punches??? Since when did
Superman STOP flying??? AAAGHH!!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Frustration
Frustration??? Are you kidding me??? Watching someone else play
this game is frustrating!!! Being near death during a boss battle and
suddenly turning back to Clark Kent, thus cutting your attack power
(that won't give away Superman's secret identity!-sarcasm-) THAT'S
frustration!!! Especially when you have to play through an hour of
this slop to get to that point!!!AAAGHHH!!!
Replayability
If you enjoy Ed Wood movies or are the type that slows down on
the freeway to get a good look at a car wreck, you may play this
game more than once because of how truly terrible this game is.
If not, AVOID!!! AVOID!!! AVOID!!!
Game Value
If someone tries to GIVE you this game, take it as a direct personal
insult! This person is NOT your friend and DON'T let them babysit your kids!!!
Overall
What else can I say, "Superman" just may be the WORST game of
all time (and YES I've played all the infamous 2600 games that
crashed the industry so I know what I'm talking about!). IT'S THAT
BAD!!! So why did I write this review then? To warn all of you of the
video plague that is "Superman"! I just pray I've reached you in time...