I can hold it. I can hold it. OOPS! No I cant!!!
Sent in by Aladdin Buttweisner
One time, when I was about 10 years old, I was playing Ken Griffey
Junior Presents Major League Baseball for the Super Nintendo at my
best friend's house. Because all of the players' names are made-up in
that game, we decided to rename the players on the New York Yankees.
One player's name was Bambino. We got half way through renaming him
and decided to stop when his name was Lafbino for some strange reason.
Then we made up a dumb quote so that whenever Lafbino swung the bat
we'd both yell "I'm Lafbino! 'Laf' at me?! NO!!!!!" and we'd get home runs
almost every time.
This being explained, this is where the story starts. My friend could not
be trusted. Every time in the years we'd been friends, he'd mess up the game
if I left to go to the bathroom. So, one day I decided to hold it in. I thought
I was REAL smart; but then Lafbino got up for my team. I screamed
"I'M LAFBINO! 'LAF' at me....."Then at that very moment, my friend
yelled "YEAH!" I hit the home run, but I laughed so hard that I farted and
podied all over his couch. Then, when he went upstairs for a drink, I
flipped over the couch cushions and didn't tell him about it until 3
years passed.
Sent in by Scott Toney
Once when I was at my friends house, I had to dump myself BAD!!! We
were playing at Perfect Dark and I didn't want to leave the multiplyar
and die so I set up a laptop gun next to me and left to drop anchor.
When I returned my friend had killed me and the gun and the worst part
was there was podie on my pant leg. My friend almost died laughing and
when his mom came down to investigate she saw my yellow leg.
Sent in by Andrew Harris
One day in January of 1995 I was playing Super NES. My friend had just
bought Mortal Kombat. I was beating him easily at the game and he was
angry. I told him I had to go to the bathroom, and as I was getting up he
ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Of course this leaves me with
no where to go, because there is only one bathroom in the house.
I being angry at what he did, decided to take Mortal Kombat out of
the machine, and casually urinate all over his Super Nintendo, I left the
house and walked the two miles to home. The friend forgave me only
after his parents bought him a new Super Nintendo. (I was supposed to
pay for one, but I told my friends parents it was an accident. They
believed me.)
Sent in by russia1914@hotmail.com
The only thing I can first tell you is that I am a Canadian 15/Female and
like strategy games, especially Koei. For the guys, yes, I am natural
blonde, blue eyed babe. If I told you more, my face would be redder then
it is, and that is impossible. I didn't want to submit this as it only
happened 25 days ago (July 1 2000).
One day while playing truth and dare with my boyfriend he dared me to
leave him alone because he was playing his strategy games, I dared him
to a few games and whooped him each time, so he dared me to something
I regret agreeing to. He dared me to pass 3 games, and said that I couldn't
leave the room until I had done it (no, the ending will surprise you, trust
me) the 3 games were L'Emperur, a NES game, Romance of the Three
Kingdoms III and Nobunagas Ambition, Super NES games, all by Koei. I began to
play, on the NES first, I beat the game on the easiest level, and told
my boyfriend the ending. He told me I had two to go. At this point I had been
four hours away from a toilet, but I was doing good. I then took up
Nobunagas Ambition, and played as Oda, but kept loosing, eventually I
beat the game though, but it has a total of 19 hours now... I began to feel
a urge to podie. I then took up Romance of the Three Kingdoms III, my
boyfriend told me that he knew the music and tole me that I HAD to start
of level 1, so I did (hey, I love him). I picked Dong Zhou and began to
play, with each ruler I defeated, I had a thought
Han Fu-I am thirsty
Yuan Shu-I am full of water
Yuan Shao-man, I gotta go
Cao Cao-its been 3 hours on this game alone
Liu Yan-SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE
Liu Baio-still 2 more!!
Tao Quan's sucessor-I GOTTA GO
Now it can city by city (I had attacked previously, so if there are holes,
this is because I had the city already)
#36-I GOTTA GO SO BAD
#31-this reminds me of the time I held it in so I could see how long I
could have held it if I ever had to
#32-not any more, I HAD GONE BY NOW
#46-the tears are literally streaming down my face
#37-1 more city to go!!!
#29-changsha-capital of Sun Ce {Sun Jain's son} domain, 3 generals in
the city, Sun himself, Zhou Yu, and a civil officer, but I was running out
of troops! I made it in to the city, and at this point I could feel the
podie forcing its way out, I tried harder, but it was like a slow leak. I
was almost out of troops! I realized that it may take 1 hour to kill him,
so I took drastic measures. I challenged the injured Zhou Yu to a duel,
and barley beat him, now it was Dong Zhou 2,387 VS Sun Ce 3,721 and
he had more training, I has out of money but he had lots, and I knew I had
to win the battle! (talk about stress) used a confuse command, and... IT
WORKED (finally, some luck) but by now the podie had soaken through my
pants, and I could see it, it was coming out ever so slowly. I attacked
with fire and got him, then I began to try to kill his troops. it came down
to a single moment, I had 25 men to his 16, it was the last attack, if I
couldn't do it, the turn and my dry carpet would be over. It was at this
point I heard loud banging, but though nothing of it. I attacked him, and
closed my eyes...
...
...
...
silence
...
...
then the sound came on
IT WAS THE VICTORY MUSIC!!!
what a relief!
I finished the game and realized I had been in there fore 24 hours, 48
minutes, and 12 seconds. and I had drank 3 liters of water! (3/4 of a
gallon for you Americans). I called my boyfriend and told him I had done
it, it was then he realized that I might have to go podie (the quarter size
stain of podie that was leaking out may have had something to do with it)
I was so happy that now I could finally podie, so I ran downstairs to the
bathroom, only to see... a plumber!!! I couldn't even go podie!!! Wait, it gets
worse so I ran across the street and down the block {I think it was 100m
in less than 10s} to the nearby mall where there was a major event, as I
ran through the crowd I realized that I knew these people, my classmates
(yep you guessed it) this is when I got startled and... needless to say
I decided that day that it was a good idea to be an exchange student to
Japan next year!
Sent in by Ryan
When I was 8 years old (1995), I was in Chuckie Cheeses. I was playing
Super Mario Bros for NES on an arcade machine. You got 10 tickets for
every level you beat. I was really far. Suddenly, I had to podie BAD. I was in
Level 8-3, almost won, (you get an extra 100 tickets if you beat Koopa).
My friend noticed and layed a big fart. It reeked...BAD, and it was so loud
it got every ones attention. I started laughing so hard I podied my pants. My
jeans were soaked to my knees. I ran to the bathroom to wash, when I got
back all 290 of my tickets were stolen. I had to go home. My friend never let
me forget!!!
Sent in by Mike
When I was 5 I played a game called Shadowgate for the NES. Scared the
beep out of me! Anyway, one day I was playing Legend of Zelda, and my
brother left me alone, in the dark (he was 15 though, had better things
to do than watch his 5 year old brother beat the beap out of him at
beating games). Now, normally, this wouldn't be so bad (I was pretty
rational about sitting alone back then), but suddenly, i had to go podie
SERIOUSLY BADLY!! I was so afraid of getting up for fear a hellhound
would materialize (remember i was afraid of Shadowgate) and rip me to
shreds, so I sat there until finally I had to go SO BAD I COULD BURST!! (I
actually can't hold it in that long without causing a need for surgery
anymore!) Then, suddenly I stood up, and fell back onto the couch, and
started bursting out laughing. I felt real warm all of a sudden. My brother
comes in, laughing, and turns on the light and half-way asks "whats so
funny...... Holy beep, Mike! Look what you done!" I had podied all over my
pants, shoes, socks, my shirt and hair, AND COUCH!!! (don't ask how, because
it seems that back then, Einsteins laws of gravity did NOT apply to me!) I
got grounded for a day (that is A LOT when you're five). It just goes
to show you; if you podie yourself, try to just get your underwear, and not
your whole body!
Sent in by Alex
Me, my Cousin, and my uncle were playing Mario Party, then, all of the
sudden I have to go to the bathroom. I said to myself, I can hold it. I
was right......for a while. I moved around and wiggled. Then I couldn't hold
it anymore, I decided to go right after a game of Crazy Cutters. Bad Idea.
As we were playing, my cousin's character loses control and fly's in
different directions. And my cousin goes crazy throwing the controller
around. It was so hilarious that I wet myself, I jumped up running to
the bathroom, luckily it was only 5 feet away. On the way I was laughing,
in the bathroom I was laughing, getting out I was laughing, and still
playing I was laughing. No one forgot that funny moment.
Sent in by Geoffrey
When my brother was about 3 years old, he was walking around the
house, namely the living room. In the living room was the TV, and
hooked up and sitting there was my NES. The 2 controllers were
sprawled over the floor, as I had just played and was taking a break
to go get some food. Well, my brother decided he couldn't hold it any
longer, and sort of took a leak. The controller still sticks today (this
was in about 1993).
Sent in by Allison Hoff
I was like just 5 or 6 years old and Super Mario Bros. 3 had just came
out, in about 1992. Well, I was still too little to know when to go to
the bathroom. Well, anyway, I was just playing Super Mario Bros. 3
aimlessly, not caring whenever I died. Well, anyway, right in the
middle of the game, I went to the bathroom in my pants (actually I did
number 2 in my pants, it STUNK!!!) and I was dumb enough not to know
when I had to go do number 2 in my pants. Arrrrgh! Ever since, I've
never wet my pants (or done number 2) ever again. Sure, I do sometimes,
but now I know how to hold it in real well. And only tiny spots end up
down there, no problem.
Sent in by Sam Shapiro
One time when I was 7 I was playing Final Fantasy for the NES and
having a blast I had to go to the bathroom but I was really far, so I decided
I could wait for ten or so more minutes. Poor judgment on my part. I
wet my pants and completely soaked the floor and all the clothes I
had on, even my shirt because I was in a weird position. I lost Nintendo
and dessert for three weeks because I was old enough to know better.
Sent in by Joshua Greene
I was once in Wal Mart when I started playing Super Mario Land 2: 6
Golden Coins. At the time I thought it was cool, so I stayed glued to
that Game Boy and ignored everything, and I mean everything. I was
playing the Pumpkin Zone when this warm liquid dripped down my legs.
I had podied in my pants and there was a huge yellow puddle under me!
Luckily, the sales clerk didn't notice. Even now, my brother never lets
me forget this.
Sent in by Chris Berry
When I was about 6, and my brother was 3, we were playing Super Mario
World in our basement. Our dad was watching. I was blasting through
the levels, and my brother wondered why he kept dying. Right when I
got to Bowser, my brother decided he wanted to play. I pushed him over,
and my dad told me to apologize. Before I could, my brother took the
controller out of my hands and podied all over it. The controller was
ruined, a stain was left on the carpet (as far as I know it's still there;
we moved away from there in 1996), and it was three weeks until we
got a new controller. My dad wrote, in BIG BLACK SHARPIE LETTERS,
"CHRIS". That controller also was Scotch-Guarded.
Sent in by Jerome Dale
When I was about six years old, I visited a friend's house and he introduced
me to the NES. I played Super Mario Bros. for the first time and I was
ecstatic. Unfortunately, though, I didn't know there was a way to pause
the game. I was about halfway through Level 1 and time was running out
(hey, give me a break, it was my first time) and I had to go, really badly.
I wanted to go to the bathroom and get through the level at the same
time. I opted for the latter. This was a grave decision, since I couldn't hold
it in any longer. I was wearing black sweat pants and as I sprinted to
the washroom, I started to podie my pants. The warm fluid drizzling down
my legs, the pungent stench of urine in the air. I was surely embarrassed. I
will now remember the importance of the "Start" button.
Sent in by Paul Barnes
When I first got the NES, my first game (Beside Gyromite and Duck Hunt)
was Excitebike. My friend and I played this game all night long. When my
buddy jumped all the way off the top of the screen and on to the track
again I lost all bladder control and snot was coming out my nose. I had to
go change my pajamas.
Sent in by Ryan Broussard
OK...This is the most embarrassing experience with Nintendo I have
ever had, was one that I will never forget, it has also been passed
around my family for years, and still is. OK, the very first time I ever
played Super Mario Bros. 2, I was completely in love with the game. I
would stay up nights with my sister to play it. Well...I had to go to
the bathroom, and I was right in the part with FryGuy (or something
like that, the big flame duder). Well, I was so obsessed with the
game that...well, I went to the bathroom right where I was playing.
Worse than that, we had to go to my Grandmothers house with the
whole family, so it took another hour for me to get ready again.
On top of that, my Dad had to tell them why we were late. Keep in
mind, I was 7-8 years old. Old enough to know better. That's why
its been circulated around my Family.
Sent in by Jon Hay
About 3 years ago (1995), I was playing Kirby's Dreamland for Nintendo,
and I really needed to go to the bathroom, but I couldn't stop playing.
Needless to say, I wet my pants and the carpet, but I did manage to beat
the level before I ran to the bathroom. When my mom discovered the
stains on the carpet she quickly confronted me. I tried lying, but she
knew I had done it. She wasn't too mad at me, but I sure was embarrassed!!