Sent in by Chris Berry
I was at my friend Max's house playing NFL Blitz with our Rumble Paks.
His brother, who is 17, is 6'9" and weighs 265 pounds (I am NOT making
this up), came in. He likes to hit Max. Well, I was beating Max as the New
York Jets, when Kyle (Max's brother) came in. He started hitting Max.
Then, Kyle punched Max in the ribcage, causing Max's controller (with
the Rumble Pak) in it to hit my mouth. It didn't help that I had tackled
one of his players. His Rumble Pak went off, and the wire in my braces
became slightly magnetized. I had to explain this to my orthodontist,
and he said that I shouldn't use "Rumbling Packs" when I'm playing
video games anymore.