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Casper the Friendly ghost travels to the tomb his body was buried in so he can look one last time at himself before he leaves the spirit world and goes to heaven. He eagerly floats through the gate, lets out a jubilant laugh, and removes the lid of his coffin. Then he finds that his body has several holes cut in it, each of which are filled with dried, crusty semen -- the same type of dried, crusty semen that's coating his corpse's face -- and that there are also residues of blood and cocaine spread around his torso. He lets out an anguished shriek and then goes to hell -- not heaven -- because of his body having had sex out of wedlock. (Oh and when he gets to hell Satan cuts more holes in him and fucks each one of those.)